There is no possession more valuable than a good and faithful friend.

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.

Falling down is not a failure. Failure comes when you stay where you have fallen.

When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser.

The secret of happiness, you see, is not found in seeking more, but in developing the capacity to enjoy less.

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Awareness of ignorance is the beginning of wisdom.

True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.

If you want to be wrong then follow the masses.

I am a Citizen of the World, and my Nationality is Goodwill.

Trust not a woman when she weeps, for it is her nature to weep when she wants her will.

A loon thought he was Frank Sinatra and every time Frank came on TV or radio the loon would go mad, impostor!

People are afraid of failure - they don't like to work so hard and have people keep saying, 'No.' I think that's what people fear most.

I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now.

My father once discovered that one cannot "walk off" gangrene.

Some nights are like honey - and some like wine - and some like wormwood.

Marketing is an investment, not a cost.

To tell the truth I never had it so good. But I lacked the strength of character to bear such joy.

As if you could outrun me.

War makes good history but peace is poor reading.

The perfect Christmas gift for a sportscaster, as all fans of sports clichés know, is a scoreless tie.