There is no room on the golf course for anger or self-pity.

I am a winner. I just didn't win today.

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life and I'd be happy because I can get back in life without any rotation.

When I turned 50, I said to myself, well, if this is what it's like turning 50, I can't wait to turn 60 because I still felt very, very mentally and physically good, outside my back surgery.

Happiness is a long walk with a putter.

If you're serious about improving your play, be brutally honest with yourself.

Know your strengths and take advantage of them.

I'm Allergic to grass. Hey, it could be worse. I could be allergic to beer.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

You only get out of it what you put into it. If you are a sheep in this world, you're not going to get much out of it.

Play the shot you've got the best chance of playing well.

[Americans] have realized many things for which the rest of the world is still struggling...[yet] the civilization and the morals of the Americans fall far below their own principles.

I understood it's a business as far as when you're drafting someone, and you want a guy you can trust. But there were no questions on my ability or character.

Climate change is the Everest of all problems, the thorniest challenge facing humankind.

This very night I am going to leave off tobacco! Surely there must be some other world in which this unconquerable purpose shall be realised.

The grave is sooner cloy'd than men's desire.

Go in any direction..seeking out new sights just on the strength of your feet and the courage of your lungs.

Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

intricately and intriguingly woven, lots of fun, and extremely thought provoking.

I tied a bunch of balloons to a beach chair and tried to float up to heaven. *begins to weep* There's no heaven, and birds tried to kill me! *shrivels up*