There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

One mustn’t justify day-to-day morality with extraordinary circumstances. Otherwise, we would all feel free to rape and murder at the drop of a cat.

I don't love you, you know. I'm merely crazy about you.

It gives me such hope that each one of us can contribute to make this world a better place.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Frank Lloyd Wright... his things were beautiful but not very functional.

Since changing interfaces breaks clients you should consider them as immutable once you've published them.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

Whoever has loved once, knows all that life contains of sorrow and of joy.

Art is only worth what people will pay for it. Artists do not get paid by the hour.

I've become less cynical, which is appalling but kind of cool.