There is no sin worse in life than being boring.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realized you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead.

I take my dog Tinkerbell seriously. I take my job seriously. But I don't take myself all that seriously.

I hate the taste of alcohol. When I'm drinking, I'm drinking Red Bull.

Some girls are just born with glitter in their veins.

There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.

I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris.

Barbie is my role modle. She might not do anything, but she looks good doing it.

Public opinion is the worst of all opinions.

In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.

Existential philosophy, poetry and art - just like sadness - were all unavoidable to a tender young man in the meat works.

All of our people all over the country-except the pure-blooded Indians-are immigrants or descendants of immigrants, including even those who came over here on the Mayflower.

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well.

My father was a very successful businessman, but he was ruined in the stock market crash. A big stockbroker jumped out the window and fell on his pushcart.

Some modern scholars contend that in terms of what "religion" was in that [Roman-era setting], you can't even call Christianity a religion.

No one in life can ever match fiction

I mean, teenage girls and their fathers don't have a lot in common, but when you add something like comedy into the mix, it just opens up all sorts of doors for them to bond.

I found all my reading and writing informed my music in subtle ways. Ravedeath came out of studying the pipe organ, going to New Jersey - the world's loudest and biggest pipe organ.