There is no stronger craving in the world than that of the rich for titles, except that of the titled for riches.

A man's character never changes radically from youth to old age. What happens is that circumstances bring out characteristics which have not been obvious to the superficial observer.

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

When people are old enough to know better they are old enough to do worse.

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots.

Misquotation is the pride and privilege of the learned.

Fate stalks us with depressing monotony from womb to tomb, and, when we are least expecting it, deals us a series of crushing blows from behind.

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.

Never neglect an opportunity to play leap-frog; it is the best of all games, and, unlike the terribly serious and conscientious pastimes of modern youth, will never become professionalized.

The English public doesn't really like Shakespeare; it prefers football.

All colors are the friends of their neighbors and the lovers of their opposites.

For darkness terrifies. It swallows you, warps you, nullifies you. Who alive can possibly profess confidence in darkness? In the dark, you can't see.

Don't be sad that I'm autistic. Love me for who I am. All of me. Some things are difficult for me but I'm okay as I am.

I have a life beyond performance. I love it, and it probably is the better part of my life, but I do have another life.

I am a Bay Area guy, no question.

Positive thinking is about remembering that our internal world creates and is more powerful than the external.

My assistants and I often would spend more time planning a practice than the actual practice itself

In Zen brush-painting, the circle is a master's problem. It represents everything and nothing, and in so doing, the universe.

Love for one's country is part of faith.

Prejudices are what fools use for reason.