There is no such crime as a crime of thought; there are only crimes of action.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

Master your mind and you'll master the world around you.

If you make action movies, the critics will savage you, and then your movies are outdated the following week with the new wave of special effects.

No, Sherlock doesn't need another brain. But he could benefit from an extra heart.

I don't think your missing pieces ever fit inside you again once they go missing.

I will be the leader of a company that ends up being worth billions of dollars, because I got the answers.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

We are all incredibly different and rather than being something to be ashamed of, that's something to really celebrate.

The public cannot be too curious concerning the characters of public men.

It's well known that the greatest defence against an intruder is the sound of a gun hammer being pulled back.

The human backside is a dimension architects seem to have forgotten.