There is no such thing as an 'unemployed writer', only an unemployed mind

It’s true: A slice of pound cake does wonders to thaw the coldest of days.

It is hard to write about physically difficult things without causing the reader to disengage.

Running through things because you are familiar with them, breeds routine and this is the seed of boredom.

I told a lie the other day. I said that I'd caught a 'bunch' of trout. What I should have said is that I caught a little trout that I named Bunch. There, I?ve confessed and now I feel much better.

Behind all forms of beauty there is an infinite unity, and this unity, this intrinsic and eternal beauty, the artist is seeking to discern and to make others discern.

Someone has to die in order that the rest of should value life more. It's contrast.

I will continue my consistent record of voting for lower taxes, less spending and fewer regulations to make our government more effective and efficient while upholding our Constitution.

I think, in comedy, timing is everything. You and I could tell the same joke, but if one of our timing is off, it won't be as funny. You've gotta know when to deliver your punch-lines.

The influences in my life were all kind of politically, socially implanted. And then there was Watergate.

Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.