There is no such thing as an evil genius, as evil in it's self is stupidity.

What we understand and love understands and loves us also.

My health may be better preserved if I exert myself less, but in the end doesn't each person give his life for his calling?

I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.

After 9/11, I told the American people I would do everything in my power to protect the country, within the law, and that's exactly how I conduct my presidency.

Miss America gets a lot of flak, but the reality is that it is uplifting and aspirational - 50% percent of my points were based on talent.

Never think about something wrong you did in the past, always look forward with your head up high; have no regrets.

So I have this word for much of what I do in life: 'plorking.' I'm not playing and I'm not working, I'm plorking.

Old age by nature is rather talkative.

The future for Commander Tool Belt was not looking so hot.

I don't pretend anything anymore. I don't have time, desire or energy to calculate anymore.