There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If not you, who?

It had seemed to me an elegant nightmare concoction made by adults for adults, to further the aims and fantasies of adults, and what have children to do with such things?

Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the sun and the moon. They both shine when it's their time.

REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted.

What breaks my heart is in the United States hundreds of thousands wake up on a Sunday and church never crosses their mind.

What would really satisfy us would be a God who said of anything we happened to like doing, 'What does it matter so long as they are contented?'

A slap in the face is more effective than ten lectures. It makes you understand very quickly.

Strengthen your strengths and hire your weaknesses.

Even though you're growing up, you should never stop having fun.

The hard wind we get around here on the eastern slopes of the Rockies is called a Chinook. It's a katabatic wind and comes from mountains to the west of us and the mountains to the south.