There is no such thing as chance. Everything occurs as a result of cause and effect

Today is yesterday's pupil.

The state of being in love is so inherently preposterous. It usually lends itself to romantic comedy. I think we've all been there.

Why do I hate people? Who else is there to hate?

When you're nWo, you're nWo for life.

The great unknown in this country is where this leaves the Republican Party after this election. Will it be the party of the Kochs or will it be the party of [Donald] Trump?

The sheer complexity of writing a play always had dazzled me. In an effort to understand it, I became a critic.

There once was an umpire whose vision Was cause for abuse and derision He remarked in surprise, 'Why pick on my eyes? It's my heart that dictates my decision.'

The island Mayo is generally barren, being dry, as I said; and the best of it is but a very indifferent soil.

Hit them where they ain't.

I am actually the most unglamorous person on the planet. I am the most unfinished, unpolished person ever.