There is no such thing as inner peace there is only nervousness and death.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Everything thing I have ever achieved in life I have accomplished on my own – I've earned it - even the bad stuff.

We were old sinners - but when we came to Christ we are not sinners anymore.

Stupidity is better kept a secret than displayed.

Today Charles Darwin is best known for establishing the fact of evolution and for recognizing the major role of natural selection in driving it.

Someone had to change the world. And obviously I was the one for the job.

If I, being a mother of two, can win a medal, so can you all. Take me as an example and don't give up.

If you want something done right, just forget it.

Realisation is our nature. It is nothing new to be gained. What is new cannot be eternal. Therefore there is no need for doubting if one would lose or gain the Self.

The problem with having so many people call me by nicknames was that when someone called me by my actual name, it usually meant something serious was happening.

The Stock Market is designed to transfer money from the Active to the Patient.