There is no such thing as justice - in or out of court.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

And they can’t understand, what hurts more— Missing the other person, or pretending not to.

Sleep was a country for which he could not obtain a visa.

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better.

Good cardio helps in any athletic practice, but in jujitsu, it has been very helpful late in a sparring session where a long roll starts to take its toll on your cardio.

I can say I have become far more open about what I believe.

I have nothing to regret, to retract or take back . . . I can only say; God Save Ireland!

And your fragrance shall be my breath, And together we shall rejoice through all the seasons.

In the Lord's Prayer, Jesus offers more than God's personal email or private cell number - He offers us a heart transplant.

When purpose is not known, abuse is inevitable

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.