There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

God, he was probably too young to be this old, but life had a way of being about experience, rather than calendar days.

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see.

I am not an atheist. I do not know if I can define myself as a pantheist. The problem involved is too vast for our limited minds.

If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy," Papa Pea would say.

Absolute solitude is on this showing the ineluctable destiny of the soul. Only our bodies can meet.

I quit after my seven-year contract with Universal was up. I quit for 33 years.

history, like nature, has its own economy, its own balancing of forces in the final accounting. Nothing can be lost, except to awareness.

The schedule of doing a live TV show every week is very difficult.

I'm just saying that there are high quality materials, and when we change them then there should be a way of changing them so that you can celebrate that change - rather than just 'mix it up'.

Literature, taken in all its bearings, forms the grand line of demarcation between the human and the animal kingdoms.