There is no such thing as the Queen's English. The property has gone into the hands of a joint stock company and we own the bulk of the shares!

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I love belief it can move the pallet on a Ouija board or put a man into space. The problem that we have is the wrong beliefs we can't erase.

The Light yearns for the peaceful balance of the Darkness as much as Darkness seeks the Glory of the Light.

Maybe that is the one real division between men: wood men and desert men.

wherever you go, wherever you live, still the stars up there will remain the same, as they were when we were together.

Believe me when I tell you my soul has squeezed into narrow spaces.

Habitats keep evolving new pageants of species, and we shouldn't interfere.

God is God. I dethrone Him in my heart if I demand that he act in ways that satisfy my idea of justice.

I absolutely would not have liked playing in Spain or somewhere like that, so I was just gonna do it a year. Then I was gonna be done.

After playing now for 60 years, it's still very challenging for me to play a simple melody and have it clean and touch the reed at the proper time in the proper way.

This moment is your life. It is the process of living, the journey, that is life itself, and we often wish away our lives by focusing only on what tomorrow could, should, would bring.