There is no traffic congestion on the straight and narrow path.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

To be evenminded is the greatest virtue.Wisdom is to speakthe truth and actin keeping with its nature.

The funniest thing people say to me: "I wish I had your life". Hello! I make a living writing about it.

I believe most people are small dreamers because they dream about great things, however, they think those great things are going to come to them when they wait

Everything yields to diligence

London; a nation, not a city.

Morris read through the letter. Was it a shade too fulsome? No, that was another law of academic life: it is impossible to be excessive in flattery of one's peers.

Freedom exists only with power.

Healing is the application of love to the places inside that hurt.

Almost everyone's instinct is to be overconfident and read way too much into a hot or cold streak.

Italy has great food and Barcelona has great energy