There is no way of knowing for sure whether or not you can trust someone, for the simple reason that circumstances change all of the time.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Omnipotence and omniscience are the end of power and knowledge.

The ocean does not lose its splendor because it lost a few drops.

Increase calls for review, check-up, control, and analysis.

The Internet is a powerful way to make lots of money... But we are not going to buy Yahoo!

The sort of movies I make are not ones that can easily be sold upfront, so I have to make them and prove their mettle before I can sell them.

As I said before, [patriotism] is distinct from acting to benefit the government - a distinction that's increasingly lost today.

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart?

Body language is more powerful than words.

I'm at the atheist end of the agnostic spectrum.

An idea isn't worth much until a man is found who has the energy and ability to make it work.