There is no wrong way to have a body.

Real women are fat. And thin. And neither. And both. And otherwise.

We don't just want what we want because we want it; we want what we want because that's what we've learned to want.

In Heathrow a vast chunk of memory detached itself from a blank bowl of airport sky and fell on him. He vomited into a blue plastic canister without breaking stride.

Worry is perhaps the most useless emotion

I thought about my [Punjabi] family. The only nakshatram we think about is the division of petrol pumps when we have to see the girl.

I was born lucky and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky.

Without humor, I cannot go on and I doubt many of my readers would go on either. Humor is so important. I am here to have fun here with my work.

Ah! yes, I know: those who see me rarely trust my word: I must look too intelligent to keep it.

I am certain a great many believers and bible readers do believe in social justice.

Many commit the same crimes with a very different result. One bears a cross for his crime; another a crown.

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.