There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people

Babies are such a nice way to start people.

I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance.

In all systems of theology, the devil figures as a male person.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Don't ever slam a door, you might want to go back.

There were definitely times I couldn't shower for a full week because I could barely stand, it felt like having all your life sucked out of you.

The need for love lies at the very foundation of human existence.

I think the moment you start trying to please a fan base is when you start going downhill. I'm going to always, always write about what I want, even if it doesn't necessarily cater to most of them.

And life changes. Maybe just a little, maybe a lot. And at some point, it just isn't worth the fight to fix it.

I would describe myself as a writer that hopes to take you into my world and help you feel a little safer.

I ended up meeting my manager because my sister was a receptionist at a management company. My manager is actually my same manager that I have today. That's how it started. I worked my way.

The most straight seems curved.

The difference between a dreamer and a visionary is that a dreamer has his eyes closed and a visionary has his eyes open

Worry is a waste of imagination.