There is nothing harder to explain than humor.

Not everything written on Kafka is Kafkology. How then to define Kafkology? By a tautology: Kafkology is discourse for Kafkologizing Kafka. For replacing Kafka with the Kafkologized Kafka.

What we learn in childhood is carved in stone. What we learn as adults is carved in ice.

When you slow down and focus on completing one task at a time, your life will automatically diversify.

If the traveler cannot find master or friend to go with him, let him travel alone rather than with a fool for company.

So by the time I got to Michigan I was a stutterer. I couldn't talk. So my first year of school was my first mute year and then those mute years continued until I got to high school.

I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.

Your dynamic with everyone will change when you graduate high school. High school is a pit of despair. It's a swirling tornado of insecurities and there's really nothing good about it.

Under a cherry tree, all burdens of life fly away!

I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.

Sometimes it seems like if you open up the door to reality and invite it in, it will just come flowing.

You can have nothing to fear.