There is nothing in the world like persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Music, my rampart and my only one.

Life is full of screwups. You're supposed to fail sometimes. It's a required part of the human existance.

I guess we’ll be traveling in uncharted waters.” “That’ll be fun,” Phil said.

The easiest way to increase happiness is to control your use of time.

The Obama campaign was smarter, quicker on their feet than the Clinton camp.

Science's tools will never prove or disprove God's existence.

I have done no passably decent job in this world which did not at first seem to me useless - absurdly useless, useless to the point of nausea. My secret demon is called:;: What's the use?

You're only human. Let's break free of this gravity of judgment And fly high on the wings of forgiveness.

I do not regret the folly of my youth, but the timidity.

Like mighty eagle soaring light. O'er antelopes on Alpine height. The anchor heaves, the ship swings free, The sails swell full. To sea, to sea!