There is nothing more dangerous on planet Earth than a black wife.

If you look at any successful skit comedy show, ever, there is that format of introducing you to the player in the beginning, and then going on to see those sketches.

You hold precious what you create for yourself in your life that makes you comfortable.

There's a sketch where we're playing two terrorists in a cave, and my terrorist is very frustrated as to why we haven't flown a plane into a building in 13 years.

I'm racist against non-black people.

I have always, or for the most part, identified myself as a biracial person.

Being a melting pot is what I think is great about being American, and also that we get to do something that other people don't get to do, we get to be a hyphenate. That's a good thing.

You can not have comedy unless people are behaving badly. You can't have it.

The audience loves to figure things out. They love it when a performer leaves a trail of bread crumbs for them, and they get to participate in the comedy.

If I could just get over my issues of wanting people to like me.

I have this little thing that people call Keegan-ese, where I don't speak English words at all. I just say stuff like, "You gotta toish the doish and you gotta maloish the hoish."

Fiction is art and art is the triumph over chaos… to celebrate a world that lies spread out around us like a bewildering and stupendous dream.

Don't let anyone tell you your idea is stupid. Do you know how many successful people had people tell them that, and they still made it?

They are ill discoverers that think there is no land when they can see nothing but sea.

I love the process of acting, simply because I like to play make believe. But for me, it is purely make believe and it is a process of playing.

If a pickpocket meets a Holy Man, he will see only His pockets.

But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Casey has "struck out."

I love therapy! There's nothing like talking to someone who has no emotional tie to your life

Christ changes men, who then change their environment. The world would shape human behavior, but Christ can change human nature.

There's been a load of compromising, on the road to my horizon, but I'm gonna be where the lights are shining on me.

I had a general outline of subjects. The way I start my days is my husband brings me a thermos of coffee up to the bedroom.