There is nothing more joyful to me than hearing a live audience laugh. Especially when I planned it that way!

I accredit animals for keeping me going when times were bad.

I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.

I do have a mouth - I will say. I speak up when I see things I don't care for.

It's always a thrill to walk through a Broadway stage door.

As much as I love to dance, and I still take class, aerobics and that sort of thing, and I still move very well and all of that - I'm really not a dancer anymore.

I love stage actors. There's something special about all people who have to do a performance eight shows a week, and musical people, especially, are so much fun.

A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.

Life is a game, you either win or loose but there is no draw

I love the MLB app, because I'm a pretty obsessed baseball fan.

Religion promotes the divine discontent within oneself, so that one tries to make oneself a better person and draw oneself closer to God.

Where's the progress that we're going to see in Afghanistan? You have to keep public support both on the economy and the war or these things will really become troubling.

A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.

The soul is born old but grows young. That is the comedy of life.

A good man and a wise man may at times be angry with the world, at times grieved for it; but be sure no man was ever discontented with the world who did his duty in it.

Nearly all novels are too long.

I have mad luck. I'm super-good at games like backgammon or anything that requires rolling dice.