There is nothing on earth that could ever make me want to relive certain years of my life when I was young.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

We rely only on God in the wilderness.

...My hands shook, and I stared at them. Another loss of control. That was the second time this month. Sooner or later, I’d break, if the department didn’t put me down first.

Decorating is not a look, it's a point of view.

When you are knocked down you have two choices - stay down or get back up, stronger.

I will dare to just do what I do. Be just what I am, and dance whenever I want to.

Nelson Mandela was a towering figure in our time; a legend in life and now in death - a true global hero.

Berkeley hackers liked to see themselves as rebels against soulless corporate empires.

The problem is that agencies sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations.

I'm not goin' anywhere, I'm right here!

If someone doesn’t want to be a criminal anymore, I can give them tools that can better their life. You have no idea how many people want to know what Scientology is.