There is nothing that teaches you more than regrouping after failure and moving on. Yet most people are stricken with fear. They fear failure so much that they fail.

La mayoría de la muerte de la gente es una farsa, no queda en ellos nada que pueda morir

I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true!

I believe that the American people ought to be part of the conversation about what's happening in our economy, and what's happening in Washington and what's happening on Wall Street.

I love hearing details of writers' craft, as cannibals eat the brains of clever men to get cleverer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Over 100,000 people attend my shows each season and no one can say they haven't heard the Gospel.

Usually monsters are some aspect of human behavior or humanity at large.

You will have written exceptionally well if, by skilful arrangement of your words, you have made an ordinary one seem original.

They [the US] get our oil and give us a worthless piece of paper.

In any moment, in any circumstance, a miracle will occur when we align ourselves with truth.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.