There is nothing unequal as the equal treatment of unequals.

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

Happiness depends upon ourselves.

Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all.

Adventure is worthwhile.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.

Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.

Be a free thinker and don't accept everything you hear as truth. Be critical and evaluate what you believe in.

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom.

Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty of half full. Just drink it while everyone is arguing about it and be thankful you had a glass with something in it!

Mathematics should be studied if only for that it puts the mind in order.

The history of thought may be summed up in these words: it is absurd by what it seeks and great by what it finds.

Listen more to the other players on the bandstand than you do to yourself.

I quietly declare war with the State, after my fashion, though I will still make use and get advantage of her as I can, as is usual in such cases.

How do you create jobs? Our companies have generated about 350,000 jobs and that's good.

I've finally found my home - as Lt. Frank Drebin.

Yes I am finally hanging up my boots for good.

A landline is an anchor - busy signals, long distance bills, missed connections and all.

Hollywood is definitely now embracing a more natural approach to beauty. Staying "youthful-looking" is old news.