There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

Thus the word "inhuman", in this book's title, refers to the unconscionable and unsuccessful goal of bestializing (in the form of pets as well as beasts of burden) a class of human beings.

The worst hatred is that of relatives.

Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goals.

I think I like ‘mundane’ better than ‘bloodsucker,’” Simon muttered. “With Jace, you don’t really get to choose your insulting nickname.” -Simon and Clary, pg.234-

He who fights for a ne'er-do-well has nothing to show for it except a head covered in earth and grime.

God hath given to man a short time here upon earth, and yet upon this short time eternity depends.

Anytime we go to a new town I try to book a show. I literally know nothing about the club.

I love all of my shoes! It is a must to have them color coordinated, and to be able to see each and every one of them. I know exactly where each one lives and I can tell if one has even been moved!

Do we carry rich people on our flights? Yes, I flew on one this morning and I'm very rich.

The tragedy is not that love doesn't last. The tragedy is the love that lasts.