There is obviously a great human need for religion because life seems to be such a mystery.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

There was a feeling on the air like the eve of the end of the world.

I found it hard to get motivated because I found it hard to care.

The only existence I know now is the one I was given. An echo of what used to be.

I'm simply reminding you that you're worth more than what you'll find at the bottom of a bottle.

Real beauty is to be true to oneself. That's what makes me feel good.

I have found it to be the most serious objection to coarse labors long continued, that they compelled me to eat and drink coarsely also.

I learned how but I have a terrible paranoia and fear. I do not drive an automobile.

Judge of a tree by its fruit, not by its leaves.

How ridiculous it is to waste our lives experimenting with those things for which we already have the answers!

Give me but one hour of Scotland, Let me see it ere I die.