There is one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says 'yes' you know he is crooked.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Only write a story that only you can write.

Life is a one-way journey toward the unknown. So make it an exciting awesome adventure.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.""Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

Dare to believeDare to liveDare to actDare to factDare to sailDare to failDare to giveDare to forgive

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

Even the best plans can change if there's an accident.

Because I had sought to challenge Destiny, Destiny had taken vengeance.

In working on a poem, I love to revise. Lots of younger poets don't enjoy this, but in the process of revision I discover things

At times some may think that no one cares--but someone always cares! Your Heavenly Father will not leave you to struggle alone, but stands ever ready to help.

Truth shines brightest thro' the plainest dress.