There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

I refuse to have a life partner who spends his days pretending to be on a BBC show.

Can a rose survive in winter?

I think leadership is more than just being able to cross the t's and dot the i's. It's about character and integrity and work ethic.

Streetlife serenaders Have no obligations Hold no grand illusions Need no stimulation.

Anger is the ultimate troublemaker. I feel you can express a strong disapproval or dislike of an object without losing your temper.

I'm not in any way selling out by having a record that's good enough for radio.

Do what you will, only do something.

It is perfectly reasonable to despair of a world where the Nobel Committee gives the Peace Prize to a man running a war.

You encourage people by seeing the good in them.

Popularity is not the single determining factor, as we all know, in how people vote.