There is only one failure in life possible, and that is not to be true to the best one knows.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Don't judge a book by its cover

A man's a man. But when you see a king, you see the work of many thousand men.

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.

The rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families.

Plainness has its peculiar temptations and vices quite as much as beauty.

What makes life dreary is the want of a motive.

Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you.

I never believed that Nixon could fully resurrect himself. And the proof of that was in the obits.

It's a beautiful life, just as advertised.

There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it's going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.

I like to roast things from the inside out. I like to know what's going on.

Human nature is, by definition, a talkative one, imprudent, indiscreet, gossipy, incapable of closing its mouth and keeping it closed.

The Wise Man is square but not sharp, honest but not not malign, straight but not severe, bright but not dazzling.

One gains at least two to three times more experience grabbing the tiger by the tail than reading about it in a book.

[In making music] it's nice to not have a goal, to not have a set format. It's very liberating to just get out of your comfort zone and be in a new space.

The loss of magic is the denial of unlimited possibility.

All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.