There is only one good substitute for the endearments of a sister, and that is the endearments of some other fellow's sister.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I can be forced to live without happiness, but I will never consent to live without honor.

Grown up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another.

Always ensure to keep focus on what you desire and not what others want you to focus upon.

You deserve someone who is utterly obsessed with you.

Loyalty to a wrong person always paid darkness, Nothing else!

We should have a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings. Well, I'm bored. Let's go brush our teeth. Or, I've got to make a phone call. Hold this gum in your mouth.

I don't like people," said Velvet. "... I only like horses.

Jesus calls us to a holiness that is positive, generous and openhearted. It's a difficult, daring challenge - do we accept it?

Architecture is not a profession, it is a discipline.

Whatever enchants also guides and protects.