There is only one thing age can give you, and that is wisdom.

It is not true that we have only one life to live; if we can read, we can live as many more lives and as many kinds of lives as we wish.

We should keep [the Panama Canal]. After all, we stole it fair and square.

It is the individual who knows how little they know about themselves who stands the most reasonable chance of finding out something about themselves before they die.

Learning to write is learning to think. You don't know anything clearly unless you can state it in writing.

In a very real sense, people who have read good literature have lived more than people who cannot or will not read.

The meanings of words are not in the words, they are in us.

Language is a unifying instrument which binds people together. When people speak one language they become as one, they become a society.

Bilingualism for the individual is fine, but not for a country.

Good teachers never say anything. What they do is create the conditions under which learning takes place.

You guys are both saying the same thing. The only reason you're arguing is because you're using different words.

In real life, second chances are rare. I therefore advise you to take every single chance very seriously.

I walk, speak, and smile with great confidence. However, it's not because I am the greatest person on earth, but because I have learned to appreciate the small and big blessings in my life.

Life is a battle in which we fall from wounds we receive in running away.

The opposite of good is not evil, the opposite of good is indifference.

Once comics become your life, you have to make decisions on what you spend your time on.

College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it.

I would just not be surprised if, 10 years from now, there is a Trump golf course at the Bay of Pigs. Just mark my words.

I've also been with the same girl, Angie, since I was 15.

A woman has no control over herself.

Brave rifles! Veterans! You have been baptized in fire and blood and have come out steel!