There is small disproportion betwixt a fool who useth not wit because he hath it not and him that useth it not when it should avail him.

Grief never ends, but it changes. It is a passage, not a place to stay. Grief is not a sign of weakness nor a lack of faith: it is the price of love.

Do not tell secrets to those whose faith and silence you have not already tested.

Men fight wars. Women win them.

I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England.

To be a king and wear a crown is a thing more glorious to them that see it than it is pleasant to them that bear it.

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

God has given such brave soldiers to this Crown that, if they do not frighten our neighbours, at least they prevent us from being frightened by them.

Monarchs ought to put to death the authors and instigators of war, as their sworn enemies and as dangers to their states.

A clear and innocent conscience fears nothing.

There is no marvel in a woman learning to speak, but there would be in teaching her to hold her tongue

Simplicity is the friend of execution

Own your own dreams

What the wise see eyes closed is greater than what the ignorant see both eyes open.

It is not possible to say too much about Christ. But it is quite possible to say too little about hell.

I'm not afraid of dying, I'm afraid of not living."-Jared Alexander

You can’t chain your heart forever, one day or another you are going to open it for someone and (s)he is going to piss inside it.

I think I'm a lot like other moms out there who feel like if we don't have the pecan pie we have every year, then it just won't be Christmas.

The audience will make you feel like a demigod. But when you leave the stage, get back to being human.

I do good things in my life, too. It's just that none of them are funny.

When a guy has his ego hurt, he's liable to jump into a fight he doesn't need to have.