There is someone for everyone, i'nt there. That's always my thing. And it's reassuring I think.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

Morality only is eternal. All the rest is balloon and bubble from the cradle to the grave.

The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows.

If we must play the theological game, let us never forget that it is a game. Religion, it seems to me, can survive only as a consciously accepted system of make-believe.

Then sculpture and her sister arts revived; stones leaped to form, and rocks began to live.

Unfortunately, the world has not been designed for the convenience of mathematicians.

Politicians are probably the most underrated people in our society.

I basically had the idea when I was 18 that I wanted to write my own songs. I knew it was going to be a long, tough road, and I was like, if I just begin now, by the time I'm 40, I'll be good at it.

The law of work seems unfair, but nothing can change it; the more enjoyment you get out of your work, the more money you will make.

Waking up each morning to a hysterical alarm clock on the bedside table.

None of the bravado he usually showed was there. I guess there was "usually" and then there was being held in the grip of a really ripped, really tall, and really pissed off Russian guy.