There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.

Work happens like in Harry Potter. Magic I mean.

An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world whoknows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let’sface it, the Army is the wife and the wife gets all the damnattention!

Apparently officers are not ‘men’. Officers are ‘officers’.

She oozes the kind of over-confidence that only comes to people who wear deep red lipstick and sparkly tissue sarees in bright daylight.

We are all regular people, Pia, ’ she laughs. ‘But we are notregular wives.

...She says with that mistyfar-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.

I thought that communism, the tyranny of communism, was an abomination and I beseeched God to bring that terrible evil down and he did. It was a great triumph, it took awhile, but it happened.

I love to sing. I'm definitely not a very good singer, but when I'm in my shower I get down for sure.

Did the Prime Minister have some sort of grudge against you by sending this publicity crazed person into your Department?

In Genoa, the word, libertas can be read on the front of prisons and on the fetters of galley-slaves. The application of this motto is fine and just.

Show me what a man hates and I'll show you what he is.

I'm catholic in the same way, that if a cow was born in a tree, it's a bird!

They don't know that I'm already asking for the moon.

The only difference between a rich man and a poor man, is that the poor man suffers uncomfortably, while the rich man suffers comfortably.

The Tax Collector's letters are invariably mimeographed, and all they say is that you still haven't paid him.

While we lie tumbling in the hay.