There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

When you love someone, you love the person as they are, and not as you'd like them to be.

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.

Seize the moments of happiness, love and be loved! That is the only reality in the world, all else is folly.

Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it.

A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction.

Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody thinks about changing himself.

Once we're thrown off our habitual paths, we think all is lost, but it's only here that the new and the good begins.

An arrogant person considers himself perfect. This is the chief harm of arrogance. It interferes with a person's main task in life—becoming a better person.

Real wisdom is not the knowledge of everything, but the knowledge of which things in life are necessary, which are less necessary, and which are completely unnecessary to know.

Men pray to the Almighty to relieve poverty. But poverty comes not from God's laws-it is blasphemy of the worst kind to say that. Poverty comes from man's injustice to his fellow man.

Once in a while, he worries, but about what? Like the scattered clouds that drift over farmland in the afternoon, that sort of anxiety is what, ultimately?

Everywhere in the world there are tensions - economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.

Who knows if this other half of life where we think we're awake is not another sleep a little different from the first.

The problem is the way we let our desires stand in the way of our enjoyment of what we already have.

The secretary of Homeland Security working with myself and my staff will begin immediate construction of a border wall.

It's difficult to make any kind of action movie that might be unique or worth watching.

I suffocated for hours, until I turned on...music.

Knowledge is an excellent drug; but no drug has virtue enough to preserve itself from corruption and decay, if the vessel be tainted and impure wherein it is put to keep.

I can't find a job. It makes me crazy.

Everybody thought of me as Arnold Horshack. I resented Horshack for so many years.