There is work that is work and there is play that is play there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lie happiness.

Imagination is like a lofty building reared to meet the sky; whereas fancy is a balloon that soars at the wind's will.

To appreciate nonsense requires a serious interest in life.

There is work that is work and there is play that is play; there is play that is work and work that is play. And in only one of these lies happiness.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

I never saw a purple cow; I never hope to see one; But I can tell you, anyhow, I'd rather see than be one.

The fear of women is the beginning of knowledge.

Old friends, we say, are best, when some sudden disillusionment shakes our faith in a new comrade.

If in the last few years you have not discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.

Without bigots, eccentrics, cranks and heretics the world would not progress.

Be patient and wait for the due harvest.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

People can say whatever they want about whatever they want.

You never know when something's going to hit you in a particular way and just knock you loose.

Money refused loose its brightness.

I'm for sure a workaholic. I'm a complete control freak and I take on way too many projects.

The rich, like well brought up children, are meant to be seen, not heard.

Helplessness is a mighty power.

Oh, SCULLION? You’re calling ME a scullion? What the HECK is a scullion?

T'is the last rose of summer, Left blooming alone.