There isn’t a parallel of latitude but thinks it would have been the equator if it had had its rights.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

All Bette's stories have happy endings. That's because she knows where to stop.She's realized the real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

Every day of my life, I feel fat. It's not correct thinking in the natural, normal human being's way of life.

Happiness is surely the best teacher of good manners: only the unhappy are churlish in deportment.

The resurrection and the judgement will demonstrate before all worlds who won and who lost. We can wait!

I'm most comfortable in T-shirts, but they have to have some style to them.

I was in sit-ins to desegregate restaurants and movie houses in the '60s.

Where I went, no one could follow. Yet someone managed to hold my hand.

One of the great logical puzzles is how a woman is always like her mother but never like her sister.

Raoul: Age and treachery! Neal: Youth and skill!

When you're in this type of conflict, when you're at war, civil liberties are treated differently.