There isn't a particle of you that I don't know, remember, and want.

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

There's always something fishy about the French.

Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.

Work is much more fun than fun.

A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy.

For gin, in cruel sober truth, supplies the fuel for flaming youth.

Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed.

...such loss of faith is ever one of the saddest results of sin.

West Virgina never left Katherine's heart, but Virginia was her destiny.

He'll come back, " Simon said again. "For you.

Stop a bit and think it over. There do be some knots mighty aisy to tie but the untying is a cat of a different brade.

I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.

I like writing non-fiction - and when you pick a [non-fiction] subject, it saves you the hassle of coming up with a plot.

You must believe in truth that whatever God gives or permits is for your salvation.

I live my life outside of the glitz and glamour of the red carpet events, and so you’ll never see me there. I’m never at parties.

The world's greatest changes are made at home.

I'm going to Queen Mary's [university] in East London and I am trying to juggle it. Sometimes, it's really hard.