There isn't anything you can expose Trump on that people don't already know and haven't already accepted.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

To know that you are loved gives you confidence, security and fulfilment in life.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

When you're acting on TV, you want to keep it real.

Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public.

In the productions of the mind, as in those of the soil, the gifts of nature are excelled by industry and skill . . .

It's such sport with these heroes of finance: they are like beads on a string — when one slips off, all the rest follow.

I've done movies that nobody's seen, and that's no fun.

Policy makers still think that if we just hand out more money the world's problems will be solved.

I write about what I know.