There isn't one thing the federal government does that anybody in Big Business would emulate, at least not in the profit sector.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

... it is strange to know you would be cast off by the people who greet you so warmly, if they knew the whole truth about you.

hope is just a feeling...will is the real thing....

Money is important yes, but not the most important. I don't need money to smile or breathe. I would still be breathing if all my money disappeared tomorrow.

...like the 75 billion souls who lived before him, each and every one a treasure, he, too, will die.

A clever mind is not a heart. Knowledge doesn't really care, wisdom does.

If school days are the happiest days of your life, I'm hanging myself with my skip-rope tonight.

I abhor vivisection with my whole soul. All the scientific discoveries stained with innocent blood I count as of no consequence.

Loneliness and hunger were my fortunes of creation.

Teacher unions are an interest group that acts in defense of their own interests, which means the union bosses' interests, not the members.

I wanted to be a part of something special and contributing to the launch of a new league was very exciting to me.