There just isn't enough televised Chess

Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull the trigger.

They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you ask a Native American, that number is more like 300 million.

Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

I feel like Bush presidencies are like "Godfather" films. You should stop at two.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know? some of these jokes just write themselves.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

Somebody threw a book at President Obama. If you're trying to scare a president by throwing a book at him, you're one president too late.

After the final no there comes a yes and on that yes the future of the world hangs.

I hate playing the piano! And it's so hard to fight for Beethoven's soul! But that's what I have to do!

Life has become a state of sensory overload.

When you are face to face with a difficulty, you are up against a discovery.

God deserves the best from us.

Nobody can do it for you.

To write you had to read so I backed into reading.

In death, you get upgraded into a saint no matter how much people hated you in life.

I currently live in the Plaza in New York and I love it - all that history, all those interesting stories.

I remember our conversations [with Zachary Quinto] always being frustrated that we weren't doing what we wanted to do, but also filled with the determination that we were going to overcome that.