There may not be a Heaven, but there is a San Francisco.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

We've tried to live in balance with nature long enough. This time nature went too far. As soon as you and your fiance are safely out of here, I'm calling in an air strike to napalm this whole forest.

If you rely on others to accomplish something in life, you’ll end up accomplishing nothing.

He just likes to have fun, Papa.""That's not a quality that gets you far in life.

But if we get to the point where more people do not believe in a God than who do believe in God, we will have a hollow legal system - we will have something without heart.

Given the chance to throw off a brutal dictator like Saddam Hussein, people will rejoice.

It is inhuman to bless where one is cursed.

War is the supreme test of man in which he rises to heights never approached in any other activity.

Everybody has a heart that can be touched by something.

The value of friendship and just deep human contact grows out of giving.

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.