There must be a God because he made me.

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.

I know that I could make this world peaceful and calm, if I only could get my hands on a hydrogen bomb.

Love between the ugly, is the most beautiful love of all

People who have memorized your songs-how can you not love them?

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.

Look upon yourself only with compassion.

If you will, then you will, for nothing can withstand your will. As your faith is, so you are, where your mind is there you are.

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

Behind every tree there's a new monster.

There are so many people in the world with so little. Who cares why you decide to help?

One day the clean technique will come to my head

You loved ferris wheels more than roller coasters because life shouldn’t be lived at full speed, but in anticipation and appreciation.

Fear doesn't prevent death, but it certainly prevents life.

All things in this world must be seen with youthful, hopeful eyes.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

The NCAA wants to control the images; they say they own your image forever. If you look through this façade, it's crazy.

I think one should be antagonistic to one's underlings. It keeps them on their toes. ~Soi Fon

Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born, To signify thou camest to bite the world.