There must be always wine and fellowship or we are truly lost.

Why-why-why!... Ask it of everything your mind touches, and let you mind touch everything!

Pure happiness and peace are at their peak when your body is in harmony with itself.

Promises are priceless, and a kiss is a kind of promise, too.

One is never fortunate or as unfortunate as one imagines.

It is not wise to be wiser than is necessary.

It's the way you say thank you like you're genuinely thankful. I have never met anyone else who does that on a regular basis.

Try not to write the parts that people skip.

I would like to see America some day.

I go through insanity before a show. It's not really a process but it's like absolute mortal fear.

Good education is not regeneration. Education may chain up men's lusts, but cannot change their hearts.

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.