There must be some great truth underlying the instinct for worship.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

it's often been said, she's easy on the eye but the moment she shows you a slice of her personality, you'll feel for the first time, something of magic is walking on this earth.

Let us revolt against the nightmare, and work together for a kinder world.

Could there ever be a wise man without the wisdom or life or without the death of illusion?

I was raised to farm work.

We have to have great pitching performances from our guys, and we have to take it from there.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

The freedom to make my own mistakes is all I've ever wanted

A lot of times people say, 'As soon as you relax you'll have a kid.'

The gloomy months of November, when the people of England hang and drown themselves.

Success is taking what you know, and creating the best you that you can be.