There must be something to acupuncture - after all you never see any sick porcupines.

It is easy to become disillusioned with the circumstances of our lives compared to others'. But in the presence of God, He gives us a deeper peace and joy that transcends it all.

Jake, you’re a dern grasshopper, ” Augustus said. “You ride in yesterday talking Montana, and today you’re talking California.

Getting eaten by a giant crocodile was bad enough.The kid with the glowing sword only made my day worse.

I have never played the lottery in my life and never will. Voltaire described lotteries as a tax on stupidity. More specifically, I think, on innumeracy.

You're a slave, a bound helpless slave to one thing in the world, your imagination.

dealing with a counter clerk at the phone company who had all the customer service skills of a homicidal sociopath on work release.

I love historical romance, absolutely love it.

There is no time so short as the time between when your kids stop wrecking your furniture and your grandchildren start.

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools.

The greatest hazard in life is to risk NOTHING.