There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

If it aint broke, break it. Then build something better.

The fantastic advances in the field of electronic communication constitute a greater danger to the privacy of the individual.

I like to think if something scares me, then there's a very good chance an audience will feel the same way. The key is creating scenarios that people can relate to.

To her- Hand in hand we come Christopher Robin and I To lay this book in your lap. Say you're surprised? Say you like it? Say it's just what you wanted? Because it's yours- because we love you.

Chairmen Meow deserves me every effort.

Taoism extols the virtue of flexibility. What survives on earth is what effortlessly adapts to the changing environment and changing circumstances.

Well, I think both Russia and China have a very strong aversion to interference in internal affairs.

This is not going to be business as usual. This is business unusual

Focus on your customers and lead your people as though their lives depend on your success.

Bad reviews come with everything. I've been getting them my whole life.