There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

If we say we believe in equality for all then we must fight for equality for all, not betray our immigrant sisters.

Scientists have to have a metaphor. All scientists start with imagination.

My biggest surprise when I became a mom was how I had so much love inside me to give to someone.

Some people say we have thirteen albums that all sound the same. That isn't true. We have fourteen albums that all sound the same.

The supreme maxim in scientific philosophising is this: wherever possible, logical constructions are to be substituted for inferred entities.

I had a very diametrically opposite set of parents.

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.

I never do anything that I don't want to do.

Bad directors will tell you they absolutely know how to do it, and how it has to happen; there's this insecurity that leads them to feeling like they have to control everything.

From the point of ignition. To the final drive. The point of the journey is not to arrive.