There ought to be things we should like to do and cannot do because our charitable expenditures excludes them.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

He had carte blanche to eat whatever he wanted. No amount of broccoli and vitamin D kills ten lung tumors and I know not how many brain tumors. Have the tiramisu.

The truest help we can render an afflicted man is not to take his burden from him but to call out his best energy that he may be able to bear the burden.

Yes, polygamy is one of the relics of Adam, of Enoch, of Noah, of Abraham, of Isaac, of Jacob, of Moses, David, Solomon, the Prophets, of Jesus, and his apostles.

We soon found that the white men were growing rich very fast, and were greedy.

Every Journey, no matter how far, starts with one step

America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense human rights invented America.

One of the best ways of avoiding necessary and even urgent tasks is to seem to be busily employed on things that are already done.

Cheap thrill: moral outrage revels in its own innocence and in the guilt of the wicked Others.

I want to be perceived as a guy who played his best in all facets, not just scoring. A guy who loved challenges.